Tuesday, July 26, 2011

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

Hey, this is a "blog-out" to my favorite DeVincenzo's as they travel from Colorado back to our hometown, to see their family. I know you are reading this and driving with the kid and dogs and are enjoying all the backroad wonders this end of America keeps to itself! I wish I were taking the journey with you--on so many levels...a van of good music, better food and company and those truly Buddhavibes that I haven't quite found around our piece of real estate. So travel safe, travel fast (but not too fast) and play some Dead in my name! Hah.

A cautionary tale to keep you company: Helayne and I were coming home from Worcester State University one night,not long ago. We were talking but also paying attention to the road--deer and moose sightings lately, especially in the forested twisty paths leading back to Gardner. As we cruised through Westminister, suddenly, just on the border, brilliant blue lights and screaming sirens! I nearly choked on a jujube while Helayne pulled over, trembling. 
Helayne: In the dash--can you reach it, it's my registration...
Me: Helayne, put your hands on the steering wheel!
Helayne: Maybe it's behind me, in my hobo bag--can you crawl back over the seat and snatch it?
Me: Helayne! I'm serious! Put your hands on the steering wheel and cut the engine!
Helayne: Why? I have to reach my registration, Minns...
Me: Helayne! Put your hands on the wheel! Cops don't play around when they approach a car, especially at night, on an empty road! Put your hands on the wheel where they can see them!
Helayne: This isn't L.A....
Me: Trust me--Kevin's the LT. for the Gardner cops...I know what these guys go through when they pull people over...it's a big adrenlin bulge to their brains..."Do they have concealed guns? Drugs? Knives? Hidden dogs or people ready to jump when I approach the car? Explosives? They gonna try to ram me? Run?..."
Helayne: My God!  (She turns off engine and puts hands on the wheel.)

From my left side, I can see this cop get out of his SUV and hitch his pants up. He has a hand on a flashlight and one on his holster. My entire life in Los Angeles flashes before me as I watch him shine his light all through Helayne's SUV. Finally, he gets to the front seat. His light floods our laps and our faces. The cop steps back...and laughs out loud...
Cop: Ladies,do  you realize this is a 40 mile an hour zone, and 30, in the middle of town?
Helayne: I think I was doing that...
Cop: Nope. You were doing about 42...
Helayne: Officer, I am so sorry...we were talking and I guess I just didn't realize, as I came around that long curve...(Her voice is quavery and her hands are shaking...)
Cop: Do you know what a speeding ticket costs, these days? 
Helayne: Officer, please, I'm unemployed, I've got kids, I'm a single parent...I've --
Cop: Yeah...it's probably been years since you had a ticket...(He looks at H. and at me, then grins, again. I am a bit insulted, but say nothing...)
Cop: Well, I'll let you go with a warning, this time, cause you weren't going that fast...but watch it, okay?
Helayne: Yes, I will, and thank you, Officer. Truly.
Cop: Hitching pants, stepping back, steps forward, again: One more thing, you ladies might want to consider lowering the bass on your boom box when you are driving through town in the dark--I heard you coming all the way down the road!
Me: Officer, we weren't playing music. Just talking...must have been another car in front of us...or behind us...(I nod to the dark cd player on the dash.)
Cop: Hmmm....yeah, I guess I believe that...(He shines a light on our "old faces" again, laughing.) Steps away, waving us on.

Helayne is still jittery as we pull back on to the road and head towards South Gardner, past the dead wood beaver swamp...
Me: Well, I'm totally insulted! 
H.: Don't be! I'm thanking God in Heaven! That ticket's over a hundred bucks! How would I have paid it?
Me: Yeah, but he let us off cause he thought it was funny--two "old ladies", cruising around on a weeknight, speeding through the swamp--blaring rap with the bass up full blast!
H: I don't care, Minns....whatever works...we weren't playing the music, anyway...

So, my traveling buddies, watch out between Westminister and Gardner, going past Kay's...there's a twenty-something cop with a sense of humor that borders on the ageist, and big SUV with all the cop accutrements...turn down the music--at least the bass--and watch for shifting speed signs.
The beavers won't give you any trouble at all!

Peace.
minns

Thursday, July 21, 2011

SUICIDE CLUB sideshowslideshow BASH

This morning I got up late after tossing and twisting my way through the ninety-nine degree night. Even the dog was up and roaming...no place was cool. All the air conditioning did was freeze my butt and shake me out of semi-consciousness. When I flipped it off, I woke in a pool of dampness, feeling as if my brain had melted between blinks. So, I admit my mood. I'm feeling old and worried and slightly worn around the edges.

My sister in law's Mom was diagnosed with a return of her cancer--only now it's spread. Even as I deal with Bev's chemo therapy (maybe) issues and Dana Farber coming up fast, I get this news. So, our family, both blooded and extended, is in full battle gear with the generation before us going down fast. Between this and the sucky economy (and most of my friends being unemployed and losing their benefits in minutes) and too many talented, amazing, pure-hearted people suffering or just freeze-framed in their lives) it's no wonder the final slap of muggy weather has done me in. 

Attempting to "refresh myself", I logged on to the L.A. scene, via the newspapers covering all those mean streets of my last life. The Suicide Club was hosting a book bash for a tattoo art school opening and was running a slide-show. Why do these slide shows always look the same?  I mean, seriously. I could have clipped this from my first days in L.A., at the end of the 70's...I mean at least the punkside of town...same leather, same school-girl cut plaid shred skirts, thigh high spike boots (or Doc Martins!) pale foundations on everyone,no matter one's age or race; same dyed black, bleached or maroon locks; same chains and tats and black or blood lips and nails; same piercings (maybe more ornate jewelry); same twenty somethings trying too hard and same thirty and forty somethings trying to attract them; same worn out has been fifty and up somethings who sponsored the event and then try to populate it so they have "a cool thing" to go to and Tweet home about...also looking for desperate sex and ego-inflaters...the art was just High School anime and tat art..mostly on sketch paper and some with the binder ring tear outs at the top still intact. Even the photos were bad...not ironically so, either...just poor flash photos of girls either anorexic or chubbed out, squashed into ill-fitting bustiers and raggedy fishnet hose, their butts out and breasts reflecting the flash better than their teeth. Everybody had ciggies and drinks and was grinning.

Grinning.

Guess I used to, too. 

In other clubs there were better d.j.'s ; better outfits; more expensive cover charges and probably even better art...or at least art that took more than an hour on the bus or between classes to "sketch" and then have framed at Aron Brothers...oh do I sound cranky? Or bitter? Or both?  I guess it's just I keep hearing these high falutin' rants in technology classes, about how all this technology in the class room has elevated the learning potential sky high and how did we ever get along without it and that the new kids coming up are so much more original and sophisticated visually and aurally, etc. and then I see what's being published and pushed out there and it seems it is the same old same old...only now it's same old same old times four...the images being produced are anything but original or high minded (Where's evidence of Bloom's Taxonomy? Huh?). People are doing what they've been doing for the last fifty plus years--before the Net and cell and FaceBook and Twitter and Flickr and the rest...and it doesn't look or sound much better. Or even different. Except now, we can see it the next day via media feeds, links to video and slide shows and on YouTube...for free.

I hope the weather breaks. I hope we all find interesting and self-sustaining employment. I hope we all heal. I hope we make it past the breakers--all of us.  

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Lake Wampanoag

Helayne's inflatable kayak (Intek 1 Challenger) looks like the nose-cone of the Space Shuttle--downsized. It doesn't help that the cheapest life-vest at the Dollar Store was a red and yellow NASCAR decal model. When she plopped into the kayak, it was like someone had dropped an amusement park ride onto the lawn.
However, all it took was one afternoon, on the pond behind her house, to hook her on kayaking--even in an inflatable!

Of course, the giant lilypads (like green, lace doilies--eaten in perfect circles all around the inside rim of the leaves, by freshwater snails) and gently undulating grasses, had their effects, too. Or maybe it was the red- striped turtle, that waited until we drifted two feet from its rock, before taking a nose-dive into the water? Of course, the blue heron that sailed directly from a branch overhanging us, contributed. Not even when we got close to the two dams, which H. is terrified of, took away her joyous abandon.

"You know, I'm not even wearing make-up! I don't care what I look like--I have never been so relaxed in all of my life!" she called to me, across the rusty pond.

After watching me "dismount" from the interior of my hard-hulled vessel, and promptly slip in the muck at the edge, her mood only grew lighter. The ease of standing straight up, and simply walking out of her inflatable, compared to my roll and flip exit, finished the day of grace for her.

"Tomorrow, let's try a bigger body of water! I'm so up for it! I want to do this every day! Can you imagine? We'll have arms like Schwarzenegger if we paddle a few hours every morning!" Helayne was almost dancing on the grass as we pulled the kayaks up to her shed.

(It's been a while since Helayne has seen Arnold...)

"Okay, how about Lake Wampanoag, tomorrow? I haven't been on that lake for forty-five years! Seriously.
 I found this little  "put in", off the main camp road, between some blueberry bushes and white pine trees. Nobody will even see our cars. You up for it?" I asked her, wiping the "For Bald Guys Only" sunscreen I'd pinched from my Dad, off my eyebrows.

"Yes!"

Next afternoon, I was strapping my orange "Manta-the-Kayak" to "Tortguga", my low-flying Subaru. Twenty bungee cords, two ballistic webbing straps and a couple of foam "bricks" and we were almost ready. Helayne merely threw "Pocohantas" into the back of her Rav4.

"You know, maybe we can strap your kayak to the top of my car...I mean, if you get hung up in the woods or something..." she offered.

"H., neither you nor I can reach half-way to the rack on your vehicle...let's be real." I strung another bungee cord to my bumper. (It was a nice thought, though.)

Her teen-aged youngest son checked out the weather report for us. (In a single-parent family, one doesn't want to see one's single- parent struck by lightning. )He gave us the all-clear, bemused that I'd introduced his Mom to this whacky enterprise.

We drove through the center of town...me, resembling a real turtle, and H. a flash of silver, in the Rav4 with the inflatable kayak jammed all the way up to the front windshield, next to her.

When we passed the town golf course, we immediately entered another world : a tunnel of tree branches. Twenty degrees cooler, and resembling something Monet would have paused to paint, I couldn't help but be glad H. had been game enough to trust me, and to buy the inflatable kayak. Gardner is no high- risk area, but over the years, we have had a couple murderers and a serial killer come through town. And while I don't mind walking the dog out in the woods, alone, kayaking is not the best sport to take on solo...especially when one has to drive down long dirt roads and park in the trees, even before hitting the water.

 Helayne had acquiesced to something that not even my pro-surfing buddies in Huntington Beach, CA had agreed to do: go kayaking with me, more than once! I kept my eye on the rearview mirror, checking her progress, as I carefully avoided potholes in the outback road. Finally, we came to the camp gates, pulled in, and drove just a wee bit further, into the arms of the forest.

In walking Maeve, out here, one morning, I'd noticed a neglected turn-off and found how close it came to the edge of the lake. (Clearly, only fishermen, or maybe some teens had made use of the little break in the treeline.) I put Tortuga in park and hopped out. The pine incense cleared my head. The buzz of the cicadas and crickets in the grass, were giving us a hand for arriving safely--kayaks intact.  Helayne got out, ready to rock and roll the waves.

We hauled my kayak down, first,and carried it to the lip of the bank. Then,opening the back of her Rav4, we "released" her rocket: it popped out like silly string, ready to become immersed. I made sure my keys were in a pocket of my shorts that had buttons, and that my sunglasses were secure. Then, jumping into "Manta", I pushed off. Helayne was right behind me.

(We might have resembled a clown act from Barnum and Bailey's Circus, but we were deadly serious.)

Immediately, it was like what all good things are like: a cold beer on a hot afternoon; a hug from a well-missed friend; clean sheets on a bed when one's had a hard day; popcorn at a great movie; a first kiss...the list goes on. Simple pleasures. Sheer bliss. We found what we had come looking for.

The lake is large enough to be a real lake. The water is still clear. There are living fish, and frogs and dragonflies. Song birds scolded us from the trees overhanging the edges. No powerboats. Not even a sailboat to break the silence. Far off, across, on the other side, a couple other kayaks on the water. We basically had the lake to ourselves.

"I feel like an Indian--for reals!" Helayne laughed.

I back-paddled, and stifled my own giggles: between the huge red life-vest (emblazoned with a NASCAR decal) and the sheer silver vinyl sides of the inflatable, ( wearing  her Jackie Kennedy sunglasses) Helayne truly resembled some alien visage--a blonde ET, set down in the middle of Lake Wampanoag. No matter. We were there, on the water, independent of all contraptions. Authentic as the water lillies surrounding us.

We spent three hours paddling one half of the lake. We crossed it, twice. In the middle, I spotted a large waterfowl, swimming about ten yards off my bow.

"It's a loon!" I pointed out to H.

She paddled over. "No, I think it's a mallard duck...seriously, Minns..."

H. has known me since we were very young. I have always had "eye challenges"--not quite Helen Keller, but close. Nobody trusts my eyesight...)

"Really, I think it's a duck," H. insisted, kindly.

Either way, it was magical, to be on the same level in the water, with the wild bird. (I hesitated to tell H.how homesick it made me for Southern CA, where the brown pelicans would dive bomb straight down next to me, and swim close enough to my sea kayak to touch--or when dolphins would mark time with my paddling, on the waves.) For this second voyage on the flat waters of Gardner, a duck was miracle enough.

As we got around the point, a dot of an island stuck out. We paddled around it silently, until Helayne noticed, the entire island was covered in high bush blueberries--none ripe enough to pick--but there!

"Oh my God, Karen, we can come back in three weeks and bring....plastic bags! It's like treasure! The whole island is a blueberry garden!"

I was worried she might fall out of her boat in her excitement.

As the sun grew less brutal, we paddled to the far end of the lake. H. just lay back, drifting on the waves, letting them lull her into a bit of a nap. I explored all the inlets--seeking out snapping turtles and nesting birds along the bushy shore. The water was crystal enough to see the remains of mussel shells, littering the bottom. These were cousins to the shells collected by local Indians and strung and worked into lines of "wampum".

I could feel ancestors' lining the shore in the shadows, and I sent out silent prayers, unashamed of my feelings of connection and peace. As I watched a huge, navy- blue dragonfly light on the prow of my  kayak, I heard a scream!

Turning around, craning my neck, it was Helayne, hundreds of yards out in the middle of the lake!

(Calling would do nothing. She was too far off. I knew she wasn't sinking--I could see that. She had her enormous lifevest, anyway...)

I paddled full-tilt boogey to her side.

"You're right! You're right!" Helayne hollared as I pulled up beside her kayak."Did you hear it? It came up from under the water--they dive--under the water! It came up right beside me ...it screamed! Just like the movie, "On Golden Pond"! Do you remember? " The loons! The loons!"  Helayne clapped her hands together.  "I was in Miami when I saw that movie...it made me so homesick for New England, I cried through the whole thing...and now, a loon just popped up-- in front of me--yelling at me ! It's so cool, Minns! I love this sport! I want to be out here every day! I've never been so peaceful in my life!"

I watched the sparkle factor on the waves....watched the fast disappearing loon sink down into another dive...saw a pickerel skitter through the shadows on the rocks, below our drifting boats. (Yeah, I've missed this part of New England, too.)


Helayne floated off, lost in her reveries. (As puffed and comfortable as someone in an overstuffed recliner.) This was no white-water, adrenlin ride, for sure...but that was okay.

 I paddled into another water-lillied cove. Hanging over the banking were clumps of blueberry bushes--these were ready to be picked! I took  only a hanful, mindful of the birds and bears-- I couldn't refuse to take some back to Helayne. So, there we ended the afternoon: drifting on the cooling waters of Lake Wampanoag, smacking our berry-stained lips with the first fruits of the season; two, fifty-something, single women, (without make-up), unemployed in America, celebrating a new summer in an old friendship.

God bless the loons!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Maeve and Water

Maeve is a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel of eight years old. She is about nineteen pounds and diabetic. She has the beginning cateracts of older dogs. She mostly loves people (though recently, if men and small children get between her and anyone she values (wheter as food- giver or house- pack- member) she becomes cranky. She even discovered she can "disagree" with her previously-adored male vet. (He won't try to hug her again after giving her a nail trimming!)

If she's sound asleep, upstairs, and my Father comes quietly up to use the bathroom, Maeve will chase him all the way down the hallway. She is usually asleep on my nurse sister's bed (her original "Mom"), so protecting Ann is part of this. Also, Dad is of the old school, that you must "show dominance" to a dog...and since Dad, at 85, is the Head of this house, Maeve "must respect" him. (Which she mostly does--until her "Mom" comes in.) Then, it is like Maeve is the Princess, and the Queen is the only person she will listen to. The rest of us exist only "to serve".

Don't get me wrong. Maeve adores my Dad. He takes her out in the garage, where he spends most of his retirement hours. (He used to take her down to the basement, to his worshop, too, until she started peeing on the new furnace and dropping "presents" in the dirt cellar.) He takes her for rides in the car--whether to the grocery store,where they both wait for Bev to finish shopping, or to Wal-Mart, where he walks the dog around the parking lot, also waiting for Bev to finish shopping.

He doesn't take her to Church. He doesn't take her to his City Council meetings. When it thunders, it is to Dad that Maeve  runs, hidding behind his feet, even as she did when she was a pup. He feeds her breakfast (her "Mom" is still at work) and lets her out, first thing in the morning. (When I try to help, I get yelled at...that is "his job". )

 Maeve, however, could care less. In fact, lately, she's been coming into my room to wake me up and go out a bit earlier. Or, to play. Or, sometimes, for a cup of water. This is driving Dad crazy.

See, her bowl of water is next to her food bowl,  in the kitchen. She has always gone there for water and grub. That was Dad's and Mom's domain. When I moved back into 88 Maple, I took on the role of "auntie"...which in dog terms basically means "a playmate who will feed you treats..." She listens when she requires something. She is affectionate 99.9% of the time--only getting growly once, when a house full of guests were  rowdy, over Christmas. I tried hugging her, to comfort her ,because no one was paying her the proper attention...ahem...Well, my affection was NOT what was required. Maeve wanted all the guests out of the house; she wanted to go upstairs, to bed. Because I didn't "get" the psychic message, I was reprimanded. (She has picked that up, I'm sure, from the rest of the family...)

Aside from that, pretty much anything I want to do with her, is allowed, valued and appreciated. 

In this vein, one day, when she came into my room while I was writing, she  sat by my feet, looking me directly in the eye, and began licking her lips, like crazy. I knew she'd had "lunch" and been outside to pee. I scratched her her belly, behind her ears.

While she loved this, it wasn't the point. She kept licking her lips. It dawned on me: the dog was thirsty! (Could this really be? Was she really using a kind of doggie-lingo-sign- language to inform me of her desires?)

Somewhat lamely, I asked, "You want a drink?" 

She got up, barked excitedly and ran out of my room. In the hallway, she stood in front of the bathroom door, wagging her tail, tongue out, "smiling".

Since we were the only people upstairs, I didn't mind how strange this might look: I got a Dixie cup and filled it with tap water. I held it at her level. Maeve drank the whole cup, licked my nose, once, then walked back to her "Mom"'s room, for a nap.

The latest kink in our routine is: one Dixie cup isn't enough. After one full cup is drained, she will pull the cup from my fingers and drop it in front of me,then wait. If I don't respond, she will pounce on the empty cup,  take it to "her room", and wait in the doorway, looking at me.

Until my sister and parental units witnessed this, they didn't believe it, either. (Now, they think I taught her this trick...)

The only problem is that when she drinks from the cup, she slurps and there is a tiny wet spot on the upstairs rug, where she dribbled. Everyone has stepped in a "wet spot" and assumed it was Maeve's "other end", leaving the drip...this  always causes a four alarm gestalt response.

When Dad saw me letting her drink from the Dixie cup, he thought it was ridiculous-- but entertaining. (Until Maeve started to charge him in the hallway as he approached the bathroom.) Dad challenges ANY dog (or person) who challenges him...and staring her down, ala Dog Whisperer, or putting on a manly voice and scolding her loudly, does nothing--except to escalate her response. Mano v. Doggo.

Cavaliers are notorious for being brave and being stubborn. Especially if one tries to "command them".

Maeve is the alpha female of this household--except when her "Mom" is at home. So, if she's "guarding Mom", no one is going to get close...especially someone who is using "her" resources. Well, Maeve doesn't  growl or chase any of the women of the household  who use the bathroom, even if she's napping on the cool floor tiles. She just gets up, looks at us in exasperation,  moves into the hall. But when Dad comes up--look out.

Her latest ''trick" is chasing him ALL the way down the hallway. He isn't entertained anymore.

The other night, Ann gave me a plastic cup.( She said I'm using too many Dixie cups for Maeve. Use the plastic cup if I must give her a drink.) Well, Maeve sniffed it suspiciously, but when I put it down just inside my bedroom doorway, she liked the idea.

Maeve began coming in, checking out the cup,. If she was thirsty, carrying it to me. If she wanted more than one cupful of water, she'd drop the cup near me, or take it to "her room" and wait for me to notice...the game became a wee bit more sophisticated.

This week, it was incredibly hot and humid. Maeve wasn't sleeping well anywhere in the house. The bathroom floor seemed most comfortable. (Even with the air conditioning on and the fan in the hallway, it was icky. ) I kept my bedroom door closed to keep the cooler air in the room.

 I left Maeve's  cup of water outside my door. She immediately noticed it and was fine. But when Dad came upstairs, she went after him in the most vociferous way she ever has. He was furious!
"It's because you're giving her water up here--she has her water bowl in the kitchen. She knows it is downstairs--if she wants water, let her go downstairs!" Dad yelled at me.

The little plastic cup disappeared. Maeve and I were very sad.

"Hide this bowl in your room..." Ann slipped me a ceramic bowl, the next day.

 I placed the new water dish near my nightstand.

Of course, Mom found it first.

"Did you just give the dog water?  I stepped in a wet spot in the hall and I thought she'd had an accident..." Mom confronted me with a damp wash- cloth and the spray spot-remover. She eye-balled the ceramic bowl near my nightstand.

"Uh, well, yeah, but in my room...." I threw my arms up in surrender.

"Your Father doesn't want you to have a water dish up here!" 

So, the dish disappeared.

For the last two days, Maeve has come to my door, sniffed around, and taken to barking-- at me.

Of course I've caved. We are back to smuggled Dixie cups. (She is insisting on three cups at a time.) She has also tried to "call me" --from her "post" in her "Mom's " doorway.

That, I refuse. I am human. I can withstand conditioning-by-a-dog...

Wait...guess who just walked in...

Maeve, I'm writing about you in my blog--okay, okay--I'm coming! Don't get everyone in an uproar...

(Helayne's now trying this with her cats...so far, they love the idea...)   

Sunday, July 10, 2011

By The Waters of Babylon

So I finally convinced Helayne to get a kayak! Broke as we both are, working our asses off in this licensure program, and tired of hearing me wax eulogic about the joys of being "on the water", Helayne, with her house rented from other friend, Ann G. on a pond, broke down, yesterday and hit the Web, in search of an affordable craft. 

We e-mailed back and forth all afternoon, in syncronous search. I was thrilled, as having a friend to kayak with me is not only a treat, it is also an aquatic blessing. Ann G. has a lake house and two kayaks and I've already been on the water with her, but she has to drive in from the Boston coast and it is too far and few times that we get to paddle together. Helayne I see almost every day! And while she used to be a runner and still is a dancer and a cross-country skier, for moi, the only really joyous excercise is in a kayak. For reals. 

My kayak, gift from my siblings (mostly nurse Annie), still hasn't been officially christened. I've scoped out a few possible launching sites--including two on H.'s pond--and now have Tortuga-the-Subaru with a rack, to get the kayak to water. But, I still haven't hoisted her aboard and am afraid to find I can't quite reach up there to lash her down OR the lashings won't work and I'll have to save some non-existent bucks to buy a better rack for kayaks...I am used to years of driving a pick-up on the California coastline and just tossing my kayaks into the extended truck bed. Sooooo independent and easy! Not so now...Bev and Jim have thumbs downed the idea of a pickup driven by their already "odd" daughter parked permanently in the yard...a Subaru, old as it is, still looks like a station wagon from a distance...so it is allowed. Even with the surfer rack and peace sign on the bumper...I have to figure this out.

Helayne has a Rav Four without a rack. It's way too high for either of us to hoist a kayak on top. Also, she isn't an inherent paddler--though she did learn to sail in Newport, RI. It's different. Sooo...to invest a lot of dough into getting even a used kayak didn't make sense. AFter an afternoon on E-Bay and Amazon, I realized, my first personally owned crafts were inflatables--and I paddled them in the Pacific with no ill adventures. (Well, one, but that was because I had borrowed a Tahiti two person kayak which is a big no-no to begin with, AND was trying to impress the other paddler--who had never been in a kayak--with my ocean going prowess. All was well and good until a huge wave at the break folded the kayak in half, putting the passenger upside down and on top of me as we wiped out on the beach in front of the whole party...embarrassing to say the least.) All in all though, I 've always been safe and happy in my one person vessels. Which is why I eventually took the plunge and invested in hard-hulled, real ocean-worthy kayaks. But the inflatables are a great entry point.

It occurred to Helayne when she began to compare prices, online. 
"What about an inflatable boat?" she asked.
I was off and running. Of course! Brilliant! I then e-mailed her my adventures, my thumbs-up to the idea, and my research on the newest and best rated solo inflatable craft for recreation in flat water (lakes and ponds) which is all she's really interested in doing.

After twenty minutes, she was sold. She made the committment, finding a better deal on the same boat than I'd found, and bought it. It packs up into a two by three sack, comes with a paddle and a foot pump. It has about six separate chambers that are pretty rugged--unless you drop it on jagged glass or nails. It's made of the same stuff a Boston Whaler I was given, years ago, was made of. If you pop a chamber, the kayak will still get you to shore....And though it holds one person plus maybe a water bottle, it's big enough for the kind of quiet meditation on open water that we both are seeking these days.

"It'll be here by Tuesday!" Helayne finally broke down and just phoned me.
I am as excited as she is.
My homework is wrestling "Manta", my kayak, on top of "Tortuga", my Subaru, and breaking either of them or myself, in the process.
Then, off to Helayne's house to inflate the boat and put both into the pond for a virgin voyage.

Even the snapping turtles and mosquitoes are worth bearing in order to cruise silently amid the lilypads, frogs and balletic watersnakes. The ducks and geese don't mind us; neither do the loons. Somewhere out there, a beaver or two also swim. Helayne's seen them at dawn. The Canadian geese will out paddle us, but we still share the same water. And the ubiquitous fish will watch us from below. 

Her pond is too small for motor craft, so only canoes and rowboats will pass us--but only on occasion. And then, when she's  comfortable, we can try a real, full-sized lake. For now, to have someone to paddle with, even if we don't exchange a word, is a real gift of friendship that I don't take lightly. Too often I've found myself hauling my kayak out of the truck and into the waves, solo--a real "no no". Even at night, sometimes, with lights duct taped bow and stern, getting a warning from the harbor patrol boys, but ignoring it, I would paddle out, drawn like so many sea-things, by a summer moon just too delicious to waste. Now, that is changing. For her, too, because of the lack of weight, if she gets the call in the middle of the night, she can slip from her house of teen-agers and just push her own craft into the pond, and float under her own rising moon.

To sailors and paddlers everywhere: namaste!